One True Lover

I Think I’m In The Deep End Now, Oh Holy, S***

Time To Sink Or Swim, Die Trying Or Get Rich

She Cuter Than A Puppy, In A Giant Pet Store Window

Tired Of Playing Coy, And All The Innuendos

Ever Since I Saw Your Face, It’s Been Bookmarked In Myspace

Or Rather, Facebook In My Memory, With A Thought I Can’t Erase

I Need To Slide In Your DM, And Make My Intentions Known

I’m Hoping You Respond, And Give This Dog A Bone

Skin Tight Jeans I’m Guessing, What You Expecting Me To Do

Got My Hormones Raging Wild, I’m The Black Pepe Le’ Pew

So Be My Penelope Pussycat, And Reciprocate That Feeling Back

I’m Looking For A Quid Pro Quo, Not Trying To Start No Flack

No More Wasting Time, I’m Trying To Lock It Down

When It’s Time To Kick It, Don’t Treat Me Like Charlie Brown

Lucy, It’s Fourth And Long, And I’m Feeling Jive Love-Sic

If Loving You’s A Crime, I’ll Be The Perfect Convict

Bingo, What Do You Know, Connection Finally Happened

Now She’s The Queen Of My Ship, And I’m The 4-Stripe Captain

Sweet Like Italian Wine, My Little Sexy Momma

Damn She Looking Good, In That Hot Pink Balenciaga

High Heels Looking Fly, In A Lacy Savage Fenty

Chewy, Black Licorice Coated, Damn She Good And Plenty

Looking Back At Time I Lost, Should Have Long Discovered

You’d Be The Apple Of My Eye, And I’d Be Ur One True Lover