Pass The Pigskin Back, That’s A Backwards Lateral
Loan On A Section-8 Home, That Ain’t Collateral
Pressing Me Son, That’s Ultra-Unimagineable
Long Trip Upstate, That’s A Penitentary Sabbatical
Got U, Slippin’-N-Slidin, Like The Sign Say Wet Floors
Mopping Ninjas Up, Soon As They Come Through The Door
I’m The Ultra-Pinnacle, Apex Predator To You Chief
A Headache For Most Ninjas, Think You Needing Some Relief
Like A Rudeboy Jamaican, I’m Sucking My Front Teeth
You A Vegan-Some Type Ninja, You Don’t Really Want Beef
I Like Five Star Dining Dinners, With Five Star Studded Women
You A Guppy To A Shark, Can’t Swim The Sea I’m Swimming
Or Make The Moves I Make, Solidify My Full Positioning
You Trump At The Press Podium, Can’t Say Acetaminophen
Chris Minor Strong, All Night Long, Go Hard Like Wesley Pipes
Death Before Dishonor, Evade My Taxes Like Wesley Snipes
Feds Is Watching, Feds Is Coming, But The Scent They Cannot Get
Audi 5000-G, Cause I Been Where They Just Went
Big Homie OG Said, Always Dress Your Very Best
So Keep Your Drip Funky Fresh, And Your Slacks Always Pressed
Ali Shahid Mohammed, Taste That Lucy Pearl
Your Lady Calling Me, She Want That Camel Swirl
Or Swivel, Its The Way I Move My Rear
Hit Her With That Velocity, In Meters Per Second Square
Feet Up In The Air, Smack On Her Deriere
Hit Her With The Two-Step, Like My Name Was Fred Astaire
Or Tap Dance On Dat Ass, Call Me Gregory O-Dot Hines
Everything Is Tea, Homie, Like I Pulled It From The Vine
Two Scones With Some Almond Milk, Damn, I’m So Refine
Duke Of Earl, Grey Blue Skies, Think It’s Sleepytime
Time To Take My Leave, No More Will I Provoke
That’s It, No More, No Less, Yippy, Ki-Yay Thats All Folks